February 2010
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New additions to the Toddler-to-English dictionary
Courtesy of my 2-year-old
Baby in Soup: n. — an outfit used for swimming.
Cheeseburger in Parrot Ice: n. — a popular Jimmy Buffet song.
The Muffin Show: n. — a children’s show featuring creations by Jim Henson.
Jello Beams: n. — colorful candies often associated with Easter.
Crap: n. — a crustacean found on the beach or in the ocean.
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Party Favors
I’ll admit it. I’m a little neurotic about some of my kids’ toys. I want them to be surrounded by soft, fuzzy things, too big to swallow and perfect for them to play with when nobody’s watching.
Give them a lollipop or a marker without a cap on it, and, for me, it adds a Hitchcock movie-like element of danger to the whole scene.
So, I was a little concerned when my...
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“A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”
– Lao Tzu (my uncle’s old fraternity brother)